I Don't Want to Leave the 80s. It's Just Been, Like, No Notifications and Pizza

I just published Desperation Algorithms and now I’ve found¹ this:

It’s the ending, really.

I’m sad. I don’t want to leave the 80s. It’s just been, like, no notifications and pizza. Uh, yes, please?

There is also this amazing cut from the almost equally good I watched all 42 Barbie movies in a row.