Things Said to Describe My Niceness as Required to Gain Back Rubbage

The usual: “bucket full of nice”, “wheelbarrow full of nice”, etc., then…

“I’m a doobie…a doogie…wait what kind of truck is that…?”

“A dueley?”

“Yeah, I’m a dueley full of nice.”

then…

“I’m a dumptruck full of nice and I’m fixin’ to dump it in your driveway.”

“I’m so nice they’re fixin’ to put me up on the shelf in the Apple store.”

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