CROSS...IN...SPACE!

News Flash, launch date set for January 26, 2005! Glory

The cross will be over You personally! The Cross will be over every Nation on earth! Over Afghanistan! Saudi Arabia! Jerusalem! America! The cross in Space Satellite will be in a Polar orbit from pole to pole. As the earth turns it will pass over every inch of the earth like peeling an apple. The cross will circle the earth every one and a half hours. After launch we can tell you on our site when it will be over you and your nation. We have carried the cross in Every nation. Now we will, God willing have it flying above Every nation! We wave the cross in the face of Satan and proclaim that Jesus is Lord over All the Earth. All glory to God.

Historic launch of the First Cross in Orbit Around the Earth!

crossinspace, VIA misterpants

Bonus Gen X points and a spiffy prize if you can spot the reference I was making in the title. First correct commenter wins.

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