I love Miriam so much! Today has been one of those days where my heart could just burst.

This is one of those things that no-one will get, but it made us laugh a lot, so I felt like documenting:

“Would you prefer me to be a nice suburban wife? Hun, what can I do for you?

“Stop that.”

No, seriously, I want to do what you want to do.

“No, be serious.”

What? You don’t want me to be like a nice, sweet, subur-

“Stop it! I’m going to squeeze your tits until you’re mean again!”

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