Might Be the Best (sentence) to Ever Appear in a Magazine

Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review

It was discovered that a woman who paid a South Korean company to create five clones of her pitbull Booger was Joyce McKinney, a former Miss Wyoming who escaped British authorities in 1977 after abducting a Mormon missionary, securing him to a bed with mink-lined handcuffs, and raping him three times.

via @jbenton

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