“I fucking hate this state. Its motto is ‘Don’t Mess with Texas,’ yet everyone drives like they’re 90 years old on their way home from a prostate exam.”
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“I fucking hate this state. Its motto is ‘Don’t Mess with Texas,’ yet everyone drives like they’re 90 years old on their way home from a prostate exam.”