Random Thought of the Day #1001 (in a Vain Attempt to Distract Myself from Distracting Troubles)

Wouldn’t it be cool, when Big Brother institutes mandatory MotB¹ RFID chips, if we could decide where they are implanted…say there is an additional scan that requires more direct access to the chip (say, for detailed information) and the fun with the following positions: forehead, elbow, bottom-of-foot, bum, perineum…