I Should Write This Shit Professionally

Regarding the attached letter dated May 23, 2005: Considering the facts that the first replacement door opener I was given also did not work, the third worked only sporadically until the doors base unit itself was recently repaired, and others in my building also had problems with the door until said repair, I find your conjecture that the inoperative state of my first door opener be due to a single drop to be less than incontestable. Of course, you have my deposit and can draw from it as you will. For me, the cost is the equivalent of a night out on the town; for your business, it is one lifetimes worth of referrals and goodwill.